C.I.N.D.Y.

“Even I Don’t Wake Up Looking Like Cindy Crawford!”

If even Cindy Crawford laments the fact

that she doesn’t look as good

as the Cindy Crawford represented in the media,

then why should the rest of us

feel guilty that we don’t

look like the celebrities

 

Oh Cindy...

I remember growing up and dreaming

about looking like her one day.

Obviously that didn't happen.
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Not even with hooded eyes
and from a distance.
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I even used to steal my Mum's eye liner

to make a beauty mark

above my lip similar to hers.



 Apparently she was discovered

at the age of 16 by a newspaper photographer

 when she was working during her summer job

in a corn field. So we have it.

The secret is in the corn!
I wish I knew it sooner ...

"Not that I believe I can have it all:

I believe I can have it all, just not at the same time

Anyway ... "When I wake up 

I wish looking like Cindy Crawford“