štvrtok, 2. októbra 2008

Women's Best Friend




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If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says it's not quite as good as his mother made it
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then buy a dog.


If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want...


 


* then buy a dog.
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies
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then buy a dog.


If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores...

 

* then buy a dog.


If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually ...  
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then buy a dog.


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But, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness .


then buy a cat!

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Now be honest, you thought I was going to say....then marry a man.




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11 komentárov:

  1. (great song!!)
    I love cats! LMAO
    cute blog

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  2. Nice song and your 'suggestions' gave me a good laugh...though I do not agree with them by 100%. To be honest, I had expected they would be followed by something like 'marry a man'... However, I have not got disappointed...How the world would be gloomy if there were no men on it! Even if some may be worse than dogs and better than cats, others worse than cats and worse than dogs, too. Hugs, Belita

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  3. Oh, the dissapointment !! lol
    Are you sure there's no man to do all that...(talking about the first part!!! )
    But that would be niiiiiiiiiiice!!! :P

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  4. A kiss from me and my puppy Sadie ! Muaaaaaaah !

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  5. I am a puppy looking for a good home. Buy me. Please buy me. I will keep your feet warm. You can watch all the romantic movies you want. I will stay away from the remote if you shampoo and groom me often. I want to recommend this today. Thanks for the neat sharing, Viera. Bow Wow Three

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  6. It is now 7 AM. My friends are sleeping in today. Some of them really sleep late. Some of them sleep naked. Some of them snore. Some have cats! Three

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  7. Awwww....I just saw this from three's site. This was a cute post. Dogs are great, & puppies, too.
    My room mate is a feline. Short haired, (part Burmese I think), comes whenever I call, by many of my favourite names.
    She's been on the same diet for about five years & never complains. She purrs & pats me when she feels I'm stressed.
    I don't have to take her out to 'do her thing' & she's so nice, I couldn't ask for a more PURRfect companion.
    Maybe it's all about love???

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  8. I have 2 dogs and 1 cat. All 3 are very loved and quite spoiled. LOL Great blog.

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  9. I HAVE TWO 12 YEAR OLD TOY POODLES. BROTHER AND SISTER. TAYLOR AND TYLER. THE BOY IS THE ALFA . MY HUBBY CAN'T GET TOO CLOSE TO ME AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. THE GIRL IS SMALLER AND KNOWS SHE IS THE BEST AND CUTEST EVER. THANKS FOR SHARING . OH I HAVE A MAN TOO. SAME THING DIFFERENT STORIES!!! HA! HA! J/K

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  10. NOTHING BETTER THAN A GOOD DOG!! I HAVE CATS TOO! 3 DOGS, 5 CATS, 1 HUBBY. LOVED YOUR BLOG. I CAME VIA MR. THREE. THANKS FOR SHARING WITH US. HAVE A GREAT WEEK.

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